Thursday, November 19, 2009

BOOTY CALL PARTIE DEUX



With regards to Krystle's post: Yeah. Def gotta agree that any exchange of ANY sexual favors, qualifies as a bOOty call. sexual favors, includes: penetration (obviously), oral, anal, hands going places, your junk rubbing on their junk, caressing and dare i even say just making out? You might draw the line before making out, but hey, the 12 year old boy and girl who meet up behind the school dumpsters will probably disagree with you.

Plain and simple, a booty call shouldnt be defined by "what you get," instead should be defined as "getting some." A booty call is essentially a SERVICE to get SERVICED... through whatever sexual means you like.

But let's go a bit deeper shall we? (that's what she said).

So now we got the definition (well the FDJ approved definition) of booty call, let's look at the dynamics of the booty call. Namely, who is the caller, and who is delivering?

Essentially, this is how a booty call works.
Person A talks to Person B. Phone/text/IM all acceptable, booty calls are technology capable. Person B comes over to Person A's location. A and B do the damn thang. Person B leaves.

So following this, Person A = booty caller, and Person B = booty call. Right?

BUT, what if the booty caller, goes to the location of the person they called? Do they still have the upper hand, and rid themselves the title "booty call" if they're the ones putting in the extra effort to go the extra mile (or kilometer if you use the metric system) to get that bit of ass?

Also, if a female takes the role of being the booty "caller" is this contradictory, since the booty caller is, lets not front, usually a man. Does a female booty caller, qualify as a caller... or is she just a straight up slut?

Personally, I stand by the idea that whoever calls to set up the hooking up, should be defined as the booty caller... although the aspect of traveling, does weaken your position a bit. Of course this is subjective, cuz you could JUST BE that badass, that you can place a call, ask what they're doing right now, say you're in the area, show up at a dude/broads house, and get yourself off... orrrr there is the sadder alternative, where you plan your booty call weeks in advance, and try and click and ride your way to and from using public transit (sadface).

As for being a female... regardless of whoever told you whatever, being a female in the sex game is always rough. There's always gonna be those who support the fact you're getting yours, and those who put you down because you apparently have no self respect. I reside in the former. Again, it's all the way you ladies come about it... if you know you're getting yours, then bitch, get it. If you can, why not? Dont let anyone tell you otherwise. As long as you're sure of yourself... you're set.

We've all had our share of being the caller or being called. Of course there is a stigma of being called... but hey, it happens. All you really can do is get the upper hand when you can, and when you cant.. dont fret, you got called 'cuz you're a good time. Be thankful. :)

Count of FDJ to put an optimistic spin on Booty Calling.

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